I need to buy a bottle of transfix and get this shit mastered (Taken with instagram)

myeccentricity:

Thank fuck today’s work day is almost over. (Taken with instagram)

Braces are FINALLY off.

oileacha:

Babygee.

2:41, my conversation with Russell Brand partly documented, hahahah yes.

Yesterday’s outfit (Taken with instagram)

When I’m a high class hooker I’m going to buy this $15,000 bed and die in it.

Kanye West and Jay Z are part of the Great Gatsby soundtrack.
I actually want to slit throats

Autumn is 3 months late @erinrose_ (Taken with instagram)

Erin, you fabulous woman (Taken with instagram)

alcoholicgifts:

fransonbaby:

“I’ve always said that Michael will grow up to be either a Nobel Prize winner or a serial killer.”

 She recalled one argument, over a homework assignment, when Michael shrieked and wept as she tried to reason with him. “I said: ‘Michael, remember the brainstorming we did yesterday? All you have to do is take your thoughts from that and turn them into sentences, and you’re done!’ He’s still screaming bloody murder, so I say, ‘Michael, I thought we brainstormed so we could avoid all this drama today.’ He stopped dead, in the middle of the screaming, turned to me and said in this flat, adult voice, ‘Well, you didn’t think that through very clearly then, did you?’ ”